About freakin' time. I hate it when my wife's friends and fellow co-workers get all upset and have tizzy's when I rape them. As a red blooded American, who worships our Lord Jesus, and thinks George Bush was the greatest President EVER; I feel it's my human right to be able to rape without oppression from our anti-rape liberal government. I bought 1,000 bumper stickers and have plans to distribute them at church, my kids school and at local parks to get the word out.

Sorry ladies, we have needs too. Rape today for a better arbitration tomorrow. Glen Beck in 2012... when the world ends.

This kind of snide irony is no better than republicans claiming that democrats are anti-life. It's not shocking, it's not clever. You should try a new tactic.

Y'all are foolish. This isn't funny and neither are you.

Hey@Glen Beck 2012
WOW, Glen! You really are a Republican for Rape. $5000.00 for bumper stickers; man that's awsome!
I'm just pretty much a red blooded American poor boy who also worships George W. Bush and thinks that our Lord Jesus Christ was the best president we ever had. Like man, if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me.
I rape my wife and girlfriends as often as I can, but I don't have your balls. My wife's co-workers may not have signed an arbitration contract. What's more, some of these geese may have a husband or father that knows that signatures on contracts of employment don't mean shit in any case, and sure as hell not when the matter addressed is a felony offence. Man! Keep that between us.
Why does the world end in 2012, Glen? Is that how long it takes for one of your wives co-workers to get a permit to carry concealed? That could seriously terminate some good fun, and maybe even your sweet ass, huh? Damn, it's getting complicated for us good-ole-boys, ain't it, glen?
Surely you don't believe that Mayan calendar thing. Man, I know Mescans can't even predict what's gonna happen to them when they open their 25th bottle of Dos Equis.

It's not even Irony, it's classic manipulation. The Democrats add an amendment to an appropriations bill that *must* pass (it's a budget/spending bill). Of course Republican aren't going to agree with how the Democrats want to spend money, which is appropriate. So they add an amendment that, if anyone votes against, sounds awful and horrible. It's pathetic, and should be illegal. It's immoral, and anyone who creates a site like this, even in jest, is dealing in intellectual dishonesty at the highest level.

I'm sorry you guys would rather contractors cover up rape and their employees who rape.

If Acorn gets their funding cut for things that never actually happened, KBR should have it's funding cut for things that ACTUALLY DO happen.

@Anonymous and @Lola in Texas,
I'm a Texan, Lola. But I'm getting pretty tired of this silly shit myself. The damn problem is that liberal means more than an economic philosophy. It includes the concept that truth has a timeless value. It makes political expediency look sick, but only in deep retrospect. Liberal also means a manner of doing business that insures that all sides are heard in an atmosphere of polite decorum. It includes a respect for scientific endeavor, and a determination to insure that only science is taught in science classes, which includes, of course, that there is a clear line between church and state. The most absurd thing about liberalism is its devotion to the antiquated Constitution of the United States of Americal.
We liberals have dug our own graves. When Rush and Glen and Bill and others take off on a new crusade, we're standing there agreeing that this is so patently absurd as not to warrant a response. Then often, we find out that's not so. The ditto-heads are gaining ground.
I don't know if this kind of satire is good, but it has certainly been a bulwark in times past. Remember Voltaire's Professor Pangloss. Maybe we're not so bad.
Do you think?

Yer GOPephant is wrong; its stars are incorrectly rightside up.

i was gang raped at gunpoint at 14. i got pregnant and miscarried. its been 7 years. i suffer from ptsd. my life will never be the same. i don't agree with the republicans. Jamie should get her day in court. but this website, this sarcasm, who is it helping? because i can tell you it hurts me to read this. fight for women's rights. but satire? did you think about the 1 in 6? how those bumper stickers make us feel, how your words make us feel? this isn't about the republicans and their blatant refusal to deny women the rights they deserve. this is about the women who have been hurt and will see this and will say nothing. but deep inside they will feel the pain and anxiety and wonder how someone can joke, even in this manner, for this cause, about the worst moments of their lives. enough. please.

Stop acting like a victim, "enough". Surely you would learn that much in seven years of therapy.
I, for one, am quite pleased this website is shining a spotlight on these 30 great american heroes.

Jesse, this is not manipulation or spin. This is about a real amendment that had it's day on the floor.
Here is what Jeff Sessions (R) Alabama had to say about it (on the Senate floor)
" The congress should not be involved in the writing or re-writing of private contracts. That's just not how we should handle matters in the United States Senate."
He wasn't arguing for or against a spending bill... his comments were aimed at the amendment. He thinks it's okay for the United States to spend monies with companies who have built in protection against law suits from it's employees, who are raped by other employees, written into their employment contracts.
Do you believe we should spend money with them?

Enough is right when she writes:

"this sarcasm, who is it helping?"

This is a serious problem that should be addressed in a serious manner. Joking about signing a "petition for rape" and these "products" as wel as smearing "republicans" in this generalized way are all hurting this cause.

I've directed commercials, believe me – I know.

I support the cause but won't donate here because I'm afraid my money will go to support sarcasm and smear rather than real efforts toward correcting the misogyny.

also – insulting comments like the one from Epicurus should be REMOVED.

Interesting bumper stickers you have there, but where's the bloody lips? They usually have to be smacked around real good at least once. So, where's the bloody lips, the fake tears? Those crazy fems always try to play the crying game at some point. Sheesh, you don't even show one of them gagged...

This is exactly the reason I believe this is not a real support site.

At least tell me you aren't showing at least one gagged simply because you like it when they squeel like pigs... That's understandable, but I generally find the noises they make offensive and annoying. You should try to cater to the needs of your whole base, not just a small section of it.

People thought it was a misunderstanding when (in 2008) John McCain volunteered his wife to be gang raped while he was campaigning at a motorcycle convention. NOT SO! It seems.
John was okay with the scene, and to others utter disgust he apparently meant every word.

Unlike the owner's of this web site, and many other Republicans, I believe we as a society must eschew this practice as unseemly to civilized society. This practice (gang rape, as well as any other form of rape) must not be tolerated in our society henceforth.

I am not happy to see so many other commentators (above) employ so-called ironic wit to attack the thirty senators (while in seeming to support them). There is an expression "Having entirely TOO MUCH fun". This is a web site too far!

You never heard Commander Cody sing Too much fun, MLF? That's news to me. There must be a whole lotta things I've never done. I ain't never had too much fun!

will an administrator please tell me this is not really pro sweeping rape under the rug. if it really is i cant really put my head around it. seriosly if it is i will find you and rape every single one of you so youll beg for the bill to pass. and if it isnt its still disgusting and you should sop it immediatly.

While I think the site is a bit strong it its sarcasm and I'm sure some woman who have been assaulted are hurt when they see this but I think that this type of viciousness is on par with the what the Republicans have been doing for the past 10 years.

Ask any ex-Republican how they are treated once they leave the "fold" and how they are attacked through words once they are not longer with the group. People like Glen Beck, Rush, O'Reilly and Ann Colter (apologies if I misspelled any of their names) contribute absolutely nothing to our society and exist solely to incite hatred, anger and a sub-current of racism. There are somewhat equivalent people on the left who appeared to counter the rights attacks but they are nowhere near as vicious, ignorant, arrogant or angry.

Sadly, this type of sarcasm is the only thing that draws attention and in a climate where even news programs have to have flashy graphics, quick cuts and fast music to keep people entertained, everything needs to be exaggerated in order to be taken seriously.

You can't really blame the creators of this site - blame it on the medium and manner in which we are accustomed to being addressed.

That being said, I think the 30 Republicans who voted no, should have at least read and understood the bill and its implications. They should have been smarter and if they could not figure it out, then maybe they should step aside and give the job to someone a bit smarter.

Why not ask these 30 Senators to sponsor a bill that would make ALL cases of rape subject to arbitration, rather than going to criminal court! Why should only KBR employees get the protection of arbitration? Why not all Americans? That's only democratic, right? Think of how much money this would save municipalities all over America in court costs!

This is the kind or idea that I'm sure Al Franken would understand. And perhaps even introduce to the Senate.

If, and when, any real change we can believe in comes to this country (world), it will have to have humor as one of its engines.

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